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[lord_cellytron]

A survey for ADULTS, full of adult content... like bills, chores and gas prices. LOVE IT.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?DirecTV, because I don't #$$%^& use it.

2. When was the last time you had a romantic dinner?Lol never.

3. What do you really want to be doing? Walking without pain and creating stories every so often.

4. How many colleges did you attend?1

5. Why did you choose the shirt you have on now? I can wear it without a coat. (Purple sweater)

6. Thoughts on gas prices now? Fine, I mean, I'm basically stuck at "Here's $20, how much can I put in?"

7. First thought when the alarm goes off in the morning? What the fuck is that noise.

8. Last thought you have before you go to bed?Something about how the seroquel STILL gives me restless leg after all this time.

9. Do you miss being a child? Fuck yes.

10. What errand/chore do you despise the most? Getting my mother's meds ready at night.

11. Up early or sleep in? Sleep until the absolute last second, always and forever.

12. Found love yet? Not in the cards, sweet stuff.

13.Favorite lunch meat? Tofurkey.

14. What do you get every time at Wal-Mart? I'm gonna assume what you mean by "Wal-Mart" is "Cub", and what I get when I go to CUB, is bread and ~~sparkling water~~. Did you know they changed the Mendota Springs?!? Since I was a child, it was 20 oz bottles, same logo. Nope. New look, tinier bottles. FUCK OFF.

15. Beach or lake? Beach leading to a lake?

16. Is marriage overrated? How should I know?

17. Ever crashed your vehicle? Kinda. I hit the median and the tire went flat. Give me time.

18. Strangest place you've brushed your teeth?Bathroom at school.

19. Somewhere you've never been but want to go? You name it.

20. At this point in your life would you want to start a new career? I guess? I mean, I'm still pretty young and my brain hasn't gone completely to pot.

21. How old are You? What's with the capitalization? Me are 32.