I, Mindy, do take David--GARY!!
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lord_cellytronHey, kids! Shut up a little bit!
Well, it would appear that I didn't write anything yesterday. We did more fucken laundry and watched "The Ref" and home movies from Christmas 1985 and 87. Bad fucking idea. If anybody knows a better way to depress yourself than seeing me as an adorable blonde 2-year old, Grandma actually being coherent, Betsy being a total phony bitch, Dad being the same as he is now, Ma having a different voice and being a completely different person, and Grandpa being alive, I would really hate to know what that reason is.
OMFG
This morning Murgeon was playing with my formerly Syaoran/currently Gackt stupid doll thing on the floor and when he left, Ma gave him another toy to play with, a little stuffed vet plushie thing filled with catnip. She was telling me how he was trying to rip the vet's legs off, and I was just like, "aww."
THEN a minute or two ago, she picked up the vet plushie and said, "Hey, this kinda looks like Charles!"
I was like, "WTF?!? Lemme see!!!"
"An Old-Fashioned Army Romance"
Starring
Catnip Vet Plushie
as
Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
Billy/Blue Ranger
as
Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly
Ami Mizuno/Tuxedo Kamen's body
as
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
Haruka Ten'ou
as
Nurse
Michiru Kaiou
as
Nurse
Mana-sama
as
Scary, looming presence
and
Celly-chan
as
Nurse Mary Sue
***
Charles and 2 nurses are in the scrub room following a hectic day in the OR. Charles leans against the tank of hand sanitizer, which didn't exist in the 1950's.
Nurse #1: Uh oh, we're almost out of the glittery kind.
Nurse #2: Damn, that's not good. We're gonna have to ask Radar for some more.
Charles: Pardon me for intruding on your conversation, lieutenants, but am I to correctly understand that our supply of glitter hand sanitizer has nearly been exhausted?
Nurse #1: That's right, Major.
Nurse #2: I feel a strange looming presence over me.
Nurse #1: I see one. Who the hell is that freak with the white face?
Charles: My dears, what you see before you is a physical embodiment of the horrors of war.
Nurse #2: Wow, that's so deep.
Nurse #1: And look! He used all the glittery hand sanitizer!
Nurse #1: So it's a representation of the follies of war. It's basically prettying up and sugar-coating what's nothing more than death and misery!
Nurse #2: We figured that out WITHOUT Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman!
Charles: I applaud you.
But Charles is angsty.
Nurse Mary Sue: Wah, wah. The other nurses don't like me. Oh, excuse me, Major. I'm sorry to be sitting here and openly sobbing.
Charles: I didn't notice.
Nurse Mary Sue: Wow, I'm like, in love and stuff.
Charles: If you will excuse me.
Nurse Mary Sue: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE... *faints*
Charles leaves, his mind heavy with contemplation.
Stomp, stomp.
Radar: Oh, boy, I hope I'm not too late to deliver the glitter hand sanitizer to the nurses.
Radar: Oh, excuse me, Major.
Charles: *steps out of way*
Radar: Major, is there something I can do for you?
Charles: Why yes, there is. You can grow the hell up and go home. I've got a feeling that the second you leave, I'm going to find my true love. And for some reason, that really matters.
Radar: Sounds good to me!
Charles: Thank you, Walter.
So, Radar goes home. In the meantime, Nurse Mary Sue is still being chastised by her peers, because she's only 16 and every one of the other nurses is jealous of her beauty and ability. She's hard at work wondering how she can get into Charles' pants...
When all of a sudden...
Over the horizon, there appears a silhouette... and Mary Sue realizes she doesn't stand a chance against...
CORPORAL MAXWELL Q. KLINGER, COMPANY CLERK!!!
Charles: Max, something has changed in you over the past few weeks. I find myself more and more drawn to your pet-like demeanor.
Klinger: Aww, Major. Your knees are so romantic.
Charles: Shall I confess something wicked?
Klinger: You're not wearing socks?
Charles: No, you fool! I love you.
Klinger: Oh boy!
The good stuff happens off-screen, and a yaoi fangirl is born as Nurse Mary Sue witnesses it all.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End
Well, it would appear that I didn't write anything yesterday. We did more fucken laundry and watched "The Ref" and home movies from Christmas 1985 and 87. Bad fucking idea. If anybody knows a better way to depress yourself than seeing me as an adorable blonde 2-year old, Grandma actually being coherent, Betsy being a total phony bitch, Dad being the same as he is now, Ma having a different voice and being a completely different person, and Grandpa being alive, I would really hate to know what that reason is.
OMFG
This morning Murgeon was playing with my formerly Syaoran/currently Gackt stupid doll thing on the floor and when he left, Ma gave him another toy to play with, a little stuffed vet plushie thing filled with catnip. She was telling me how he was trying to rip the vet's legs off, and I was just like, "aww."
THEN a minute or two ago, she picked up the vet plushie and said, "Hey, this kinda looks like Charles!"
I was like, "WTF?!? Lemme see!!!"
Starring
Catnip Vet Plushie
as
Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
Billy/Blue Ranger
as
Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly
Ami Mizuno/Tuxedo Kamen's body
as
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
Haruka Ten'ou
as
Nurse
Michiru Kaiou
as
Nurse
Mana-sama
as
Scary, looming presence
and
Celly-chan
as
Nurse Mary Sue
***
Charles and 2 nurses are in the scrub room following a hectic day in the OR. Charles leans against the tank of hand sanitizer, which didn't exist in the 1950's.
Nurse #1: Uh oh, we're almost out of the glittery kind.
Nurse #2: Damn, that's not good. We're gonna have to ask Radar for some more.
Charles: Pardon me for intruding on your conversation, lieutenants, but am I to correctly understand that our supply of glitter hand sanitizer has nearly been exhausted?
Nurse #1: That's right, Major.
Nurse #2: I feel a strange looming presence over me.
Nurse #1: I see one. Who the hell is that freak with the white face?
Charles: My dears, what you see before you is a physical embodiment of the horrors of war.
Nurse #2: Wow, that's so deep.
Nurse #1: And look! He used all the glittery hand sanitizer!
Nurse #1: So it's a representation of the follies of war. It's basically prettying up and sugar-coating what's nothing more than death and misery!
Nurse #2: We figured that out WITHOUT Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman!
Charles: I applaud you.
But Charles is angsty.
Nurse Mary Sue: Wah, wah. The other nurses don't like me. Oh, excuse me, Major. I'm sorry to be sitting here and openly sobbing.
Charles: I didn't notice.
Nurse Mary Sue: Wow, I'm like, in love and stuff.
Charles: If you will excuse me.
Nurse Mary Sue: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE... *faints*
Charles leaves, his mind heavy with contemplation.
Stomp, stomp.
Radar: Oh, boy, I hope I'm not too late to deliver the glitter hand sanitizer to the nurses.
Radar: Oh, excuse me, Major.
Charles: *steps out of way*
Radar: Major, is there something I can do for you?
Charles: Why yes, there is. You can grow the hell up and go home. I've got a feeling that the second you leave, I'm going to find my true love. And for some reason, that really matters.
Radar: Sounds good to me!
Charles: Thank you, Walter.
So, Radar goes home. In the meantime, Nurse Mary Sue is still being chastised by her peers, because she's only 16 and every one of the other nurses is jealous of her beauty and ability. She's hard at work wondering how she can get into Charles' pants...
When all of a sudden...
Over the horizon, there appears a silhouette... and Mary Sue realizes she doesn't stand a chance against...
CORPORAL MAXWELL Q. KLINGER, COMPANY CLERK!!!
Charles: Max, something has changed in you over the past few weeks. I find myself more and more drawn to your pet-like demeanor.
Klinger: Aww, Major. Your knees are so romantic.
Charles: Shall I confess something wicked?
Klinger: You're not wearing socks?
Charles: No, you fool! I love you.
Klinger: Oh boy!
The good stuff happens off-screen, and a yaoi fangirl is born as Nurse Mary Sue witnesses it all.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End
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Date: 2003-10-19 09:44 pm (UTC)i loved that like a mother.
i think i may have to download the soundtrack as well. but not from kazaa.
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Date: 2003-10-20 02:12 am (UTC)Yeah, those were cool figures... I only had Billy and Trini in my PR heyday. ^_^
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