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lord_cellytronStuff, whee. I have an air filter in my room now, plugged into the outlet that was formerly behind the nightstand. Now, the two nightstands have parted and I cleaned all the gunky dust off the surfaces. You have no fucken idea how much gunky dust was on there. One word: HOLYFUCKINGSHITTHAT'SALOTTADUST. Oh, and another word: GAHHHHKILLITKILLITDEAD. I think that just about says it all.
So, I was cleaning the nightstands through the first ep of M*A*S*H, but that's okay because it was just the stupid baby episode again. Sigh, good episode, but I've seen it 20 times.
Second episode, I hadn't seen 20 times. I'd never seen it, which is always good. Or maybe I did see it waaaay before I really watched the show, because it did seem a little familiar, and not just because of the recycled plot points. But there were a lot of them, too.
I didn't really pay attention because the cleaning fluids were starting to get to me brain and not to mention the TV in my room just randomly stopped having anything resembling decent reception, but here we go anyway.
This Canadian guy came by and he and Maxie really hit it off, so the Canadian guy gave him this bottle of extremely expensive wine. Apparently, Maxie owed Hawkeye $5 but instead, he gave him the wine to call it even. Hawkeye got it back to the swamp and was just like, "Hey, look. Some wine." and of course, WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON CHARLES, CAN'T WE?!??! :D He demands to know where Hawkeye got it and was aghast when he heard of the source. But, he scampered off yelling, "Ohhh MAAAAX!!!", hee hee. Meanwhile, Hawkeye got this idea to get women, using the bottle of wine. Go him. It was actually pretty funny.
So, A LITTLE LATER, Charles is shamelessly... well, okay, maybe he had some shame left, but none of that really matters because HE WAS TALKING TO MAXIE WHILST MAXIE WAS IN THE SHOWER AND MAXIE BLEW BUBBLES AT HIM AAAAAAUGH. ;____; SO CUTE.
Anyway, Potter gets the idea to trade with the Canadians for some kind of anesthetic and of course the trip is long and arduous, and GUESS WHO HE GETS TO GO WITH HIM, AND SINCE IT'S THE SAME GUY, Klinger gets an ideeea...
So, this time CHARLES is in the shower and... ha, so slick. I mean, so fucking slick. He'll get 5 bottles for $40 a bottle, and Charles doesn't exactly like the idea, but... *giggles* he has no choice since it's like... totally fucking good wine. He talks about how manipulative Klinger is and how he's got him drinking out of the palm of his hand. YES, HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. WHO CARES ABOUT THE INFLECTION, HE SAID THAT. OMFG. And the dual shower thing?!? COME ON! They are so boinking!!! YES THEY ARE.
But... and I swear to god, if I was in that camp, I would NEVER go driving with Maxie, because EVERY FUCKING TIME he goes ANYWHERE the jeep breaks down. Maxie comes out in a lovely red plaid dress and ties cans to the back of the jeep with a "Just Married" sign because his theory is that no one would shoot a couple of newlyweds out for a drive. X FUCKING D!!!! But, of course, the jeep breaks down... or rather, overheats. SO POTTER TELLS HIM TO POUR THE WINE IN. And I guess one COULD argue that Maxie just wanted to save the wine for the money and because Charles would likely beat his ass if he came back without it, but with how adamently he tried to keep Potter from using it, one has to aww. (And Potter pulled a "Streetcar named Desire" when he broke the bottles... COOL.)
Anyway, Hawkeye gets his for being a chauvenist, and Charles actually doesn't kick Maxie back to Toledo in several thousand pieces for using the wine as coolant. AWWWWW.
The 5-min challenge this week produced THE CUTEST fic EVER, and I didn't even write it. Ha ha. No, that was a joke, my stuff isn't even that cute. Well, it's cute, but it's not AHHHHHHHH OMFG *RGZM RGZM RGZM* cute. The pairing is unnamed, but it's just... GLEEEP.
Anyway, the challenge is "It was a bit like-", which has so damn much potential. PLUS for Anne's birthday, she did a challenge for R/K fics, which I... uh... really want to do. I did that one with the makeup, but that barely counts. SOOO...
My head is dfnfh98q24ihfejafrkjdfddddddddddskoo. KILL IT DEAD.
So, I was cleaning the nightstands through the first ep of M*A*S*H, but that's okay because it was just the stupid baby episode again. Sigh, good episode, but I've seen it 20 times.
Second episode, I hadn't seen 20 times. I'd never seen it, which is always good. Or maybe I did see it waaaay before I really watched the show, because it did seem a little familiar, and not just because of the recycled plot points. But there were a lot of them, too.
I didn't really pay attention because the cleaning fluids were starting to get to me brain and not to mention the TV in my room just randomly stopped having anything resembling decent reception, but here we go anyway.
This Canadian guy came by and he and Maxie really hit it off, so the Canadian guy gave him this bottle of extremely expensive wine. Apparently, Maxie owed Hawkeye $5 but instead, he gave him the wine to call it even. Hawkeye got it back to the swamp and was just like, "Hey, look. Some wine." and of course, WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON CHARLES, CAN'T WE?!??! :D He demands to know where Hawkeye got it and was aghast when he heard of the source. But, he scampered off yelling, "Ohhh MAAAAX!!!", hee hee. Meanwhile, Hawkeye got this idea to get women, using the bottle of wine. Go him. It was actually pretty funny.
So, A LITTLE LATER, Charles is shamelessly... well, okay, maybe he had some shame left, but none of that really matters because HE WAS TALKING TO MAXIE WHILST MAXIE WAS IN THE SHOWER AND MAXIE BLEW BUBBLES AT HIM AAAAAAUGH. ;____; SO CUTE.
Anyway, Potter gets the idea to trade with the Canadians for some kind of anesthetic and of course the trip is long and arduous, and GUESS WHO HE GETS TO GO WITH HIM, AND SINCE IT'S THE SAME GUY, Klinger gets an ideeea...
So, this time CHARLES is in the shower and... ha, so slick. I mean, so fucking slick. He'll get 5 bottles for $40 a bottle, and Charles doesn't exactly like the idea, but... *giggles* he has no choice since it's like... totally fucking good wine. He talks about how manipulative Klinger is and how he's got him drinking out of the palm of his hand. YES, HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. WHO CARES ABOUT THE INFLECTION, HE SAID THAT. OMFG. And the dual shower thing?!? COME ON! They are so boinking!!! YES THEY ARE.
But... and I swear to god, if I was in that camp, I would NEVER go driving with Maxie, because EVERY FUCKING TIME he goes ANYWHERE the jeep breaks down. Maxie comes out in a lovely red plaid dress and ties cans to the back of the jeep with a "Just Married" sign because his theory is that no one would shoot a couple of newlyweds out for a drive. X FUCKING D!!!! But, of course, the jeep breaks down... or rather, overheats. SO POTTER TELLS HIM TO POUR THE WINE IN. And I guess one COULD argue that Maxie just wanted to save the wine for the money and because Charles would likely beat his ass if he came back without it, but with how adamently he tried to keep Potter from using it, one has to aww. (And Potter pulled a "Streetcar named Desire" when he broke the bottles... COOL.)
Anyway, Hawkeye gets his for being a chauvenist, and Charles actually doesn't kick Maxie back to Toledo in several thousand pieces for using the wine as coolant. AWWWWW.
The 5-min challenge this week produced THE CUTEST fic EVER, and I didn't even write it. Ha ha. No, that was a joke, my stuff isn't even that cute. Well, it's cute, but it's not AHHHHHHHH OMFG *RGZM RGZM RGZM* cute. The pairing is unnamed, but it's just... GLEEEP.
Anyway, the challenge is "It was a bit like-", which has so damn much potential. PLUS for Anne's birthday, she did a challenge for R/K fics, which I... uh... really want to do. I did that one with the makeup, but that barely counts. SOOO...
My head is dfnfh98q24ihfejafrkjdfddddddddddskoo. KILL IT DEAD.
