Eventful afternoon
Aug. 18th, 2003 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lord_cellytronMy ID came today!!! Now I can... identify myself! And the picture's actually really good, too. I'll have to scan it tomorrow, if anyone cares to see it.
M*A*S*H today was a dream come true. *sniffles*
The first episode was the Corporal Cupcake/Mulcahy has to perform surgery while being shot at and all that stuff. Good ep, but nothing could possibly prepare me for what was to come...
*Teh drama done rises*
The Margaret pregnancy episode. Who would have thought that something like performing a pregnancy test on Radar's bunny could possibly be such a magnificent addition to the Celly's mad shipping of Charles and Klinger collection? HO HO!!! Read on, mere mortal!
Okay, so Margaret thinks she's pregnant. Lots of funny shit there. Let's fast forward through almost the entire episode to a scene where BJ's trying to reason with a bright, young Yale graduate who majored in art history and refuses to go back to the front. Now, CHARLES (I so squeed when I realized he was in it... love Frank and all, but.. yeah.) happens to overhear their conversation and has a nice little talk with the dude about how people like them shouldn't be in the war at all. The dude asked for his pack, and Charles gave it to him without thinking.
OF COURSE the kid had a gun and OF COURSE he took Charles hostage. OF COURSE HE DID!!! He demands a chopper out of there immediately, and Charles is all "DO WHAT HE SAYS!!" and when the guy put the gun to his back, he was like, "Oww." *awww!* Now, I thought that was as good as it gets, but THEN they ran into where Hawkeye and Margaret were operating on the bunny, and he ordered them out of there. Margaret mentions that his shoulder is bleeding, and I thought, oh no. Margaret, dammit, don't you save the day. Don't you fucking save the day.
Lucky me! She didn't!! So, they go outside and they're pissed that no one is doing anything about the hostage situation......
WHEN. SUDDENLY. FROM. OUT. OF. NOWHERE. (I'm sorry, but do allow me these little indulgences, they make my life complete.)
GUESS WHO SHOWS UP IN A NIGHTGOWN.
AND GUESS WHERE THE DUDE IS FUCKING FROM.
That's right.
OHIO.
SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
Klinger asks what's going on, and Potter says something about Ohio. Klinger's like, he's leaving? He's going back to Ohio?!?!?!?!?!?
And he runs like a mofo into that room, and everyone thinks he's insane. At this moment, the fangirl-o-meter is shooting through the ceiling.
He bursts into the door, and of course the dude points the gun right at him and he freaks out. Charles is like, Klinger, you moron. But THEN, Klinger asks if the guy's really from Ohio, and blibbity blah, and he says, let him go! Take me because I'm from Toledo. And then Charles catches on and starts talking about how he wouldn't know his way around the city and he'd never been to Ohio and stuff, and the guy asks, are you armed? Klinger's like, come on, where would I put it?
So, the guys says, okay fine, you can go. Klinger's ecstatic because hey, he's a hostage!! Of course Charles thinks it's just the greatest thing ever, and as he's about to leave, he turns around and grabs Klinger's hand in both of his (AWWWW) and says he hopes he lives through this, and he appreciates the sacrifice Klinger made for him and all that stuff, and Klinger's just like, uh huh. Yeah.
GAWD THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS SO AMAZING!!!!! ;_; I know it was comic relief, and all Klinger was interested in was getting home, but see, Charles in his oblivion thought it was a nice heroic rescue, thus it was ALLLL worth it. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Charles gets outside and faints. And when the chopper gets there, the dude passes out from blood loss and has to be operated on. X fucken D. Alllllll for naught.
OF COURSE they left it unresolved (at least to my satisfaction) and the final scene was more Margaret. (wow, she wasn't pregnant!!!!!! I had no idea, even though she's mysteriously child-free in the later episodes AND we found out earlier that she wasn't pregnant... OH, but she had to tell Radar, my mistake.) Man... I'm sorry, but if they had just.... shown a little more of the subplot... course, then all the Margaret fiends would be pissed off, but it just bugs me when they do something so good and so right and then they just cut it off fairly unresolved. Of course, I'm biased. ^^ And I do like Margaret, really... but... C/K= UNDEREXPOSED, and that always irks me. Couldn't they have at least had Charles make some insulting and very poorly executed attempt at a thanks, that probably ended up being a total disaster? Hmm?!?!? FEED THE FANGIRL!!!
Okay, I'm done rambling. They did feed the fangirl, and I shall never forget it. ^.^ SFEIKDJFIKSDJFKUJISDFISJDOIJFSDJFIJSDIK!!!!!111111oneoneone. I can not possibly hit the one key enough times.
So, then I went with Dad to Grandma's, and stuff, and then we went to McDonalds. That's right. Mc fuggen Donalds. It's not like we went in or anything, but the point is, DAD AND I WENT TO MCDONALDS.
Oh, this is a hoot.
The side of war you so rarely see. (possibly not work safe, depending on where you work.)
M*A*S*H today was a dream come true. *sniffles*
The first episode was the Corporal Cupcake/Mulcahy has to perform surgery while being shot at and all that stuff. Good ep, but nothing could possibly prepare me for what was to come...
*Teh drama done rises*
The Margaret pregnancy episode. Who would have thought that something like performing a pregnancy test on Radar's bunny could possibly be such a magnificent addition to the Celly's mad shipping of Charles and Klinger collection? HO HO!!! Read on, mere mortal!
Okay, so Margaret thinks she's pregnant. Lots of funny shit there. Let's fast forward through almost the entire episode to a scene where BJ's trying to reason with a bright, young Yale graduate who majored in art history and refuses to go back to the front. Now, CHARLES (I so squeed when I realized he was in it... love Frank and all, but.. yeah.) happens to overhear their conversation and has a nice little talk with the dude about how people like them shouldn't be in the war at all. The dude asked for his pack, and Charles gave it to him without thinking.
OF COURSE the kid had a gun and OF COURSE he took Charles hostage. OF COURSE HE DID!!! He demands a chopper out of there immediately, and Charles is all "DO WHAT HE SAYS!!" and when the guy put the gun to his back, he was like, "Oww." *awww!* Now, I thought that was as good as it gets, but THEN they ran into where Hawkeye and Margaret were operating on the bunny, and he ordered them out of there. Margaret mentions that his shoulder is bleeding, and I thought, oh no. Margaret, dammit, don't you save the day. Don't you fucking save the day.
Lucky me! She didn't!! So, they go outside and they're pissed that no one is doing anything about the hostage situation......
WHEN. SUDDENLY. FROM. OUT. OF. NOWHERE. (I'm sorry, but do allow me these little indulgences, they make my life complete.)
GUESS WHO SHOWS UP IN A NIGHTGOWN.
AND GUESS WHERE THE DUDE IS FUCKING FROM.
That's right.
OHIO.
SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
Klinger asks what's going on, and Potter says something about Ohio. Klinger's like, he's leaving? He's going back to Ohio?!?!?!?!?!?
And he runs like a mofo into that room, and everyone thinks he's insane. At this moment, the fangirl-o-meter is shooting through the ceiling.
He bursts into the door, and of course the dude points the gun right at him and he freaks out. Charles is like, Klinger, you moron. But THEN, Klinger asks if the guy's really from Ohio, and blibbity blah, and he says, let him go! Take me because I'm from Toledo. And then Charles catches on and starts talking about how he wouldn't know his way around the city and he'd never been to Ohio and stuff, and the guy asks, are you armed? Klinger's like, come on, where would I put it?
So, the guys says, okay fine, you can go. Klinger's ecstatic because hey, he's a hostage!! Of course Charles thinks it's just the greatest thing ever, and as he's about to leave, he turns around and grabs Klinger's hand in both of his (AWWWW) and says he hopes he lives through this, and he appreciates the sacrifice Klinger made for him and all that stuff, and Klinger's just like, uh huh. Yeah.
GAWD THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS SO AMAZING!!!!! ;_; I know it was comic relief, and all Klinger was interested in was getting home, but see, Charles in his oblivion thought it was a nice heroic rescue, thus it was ALLLL worth it. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Charles gets outside and faints. And when the chopper gets there, the dude passes out from blood loss and has to be operated on. X fucken D. Alllllll for naught.
OF COURSE they left it unresolved (at least to my satisfaction) and the final scene was more Margaret. (wow, she wasn't pregnant!!!!!! I had no idea, even though she's mysteriously child-free in the later episodes AND we found out earlier that she wasn't pregnant... OH, but she had to tell Radar, my mistake.) Man... I'm sorry, but if they had just.... shown a little more of the subplot... course, then all the Margaret fiends would be pissed off, but it just bugs me when they do something so good and so right and then they just cut it off fairly unresolved. Of course, I'm biased. ^^ And I do like Margaret, really... but... C/K= UNDEREXPOSED, and that always irks me. Couldn't they have at least had Charles make some insulting and very poorly executed attempt at a thanks, that probably ended up being a total disaster? Hmm?!?!? FEED THE FANGIRL!!!
Okay, I'm done rambling. They did feed the fangirl, and I shall never forget it. ^.^ SFEIKDJFIKSDJFKUJISDFISJDOIJFSDJFIJSDIK!!!!!111111oneoneone. I can not possibly hit the one key enough times.
So, then I went with Dad to Grandma's, and stuff, and then we went to McDonalds. That's right. Mc fuggen Donalds. It's not like we went in or anything, but the point is, DAD AND I WENT TO MCDONALDS.
Oh, this is a hoot.
The side of war you so rarely see. (possibly not work safe, depending on where you work.)
