lord_cellytron

M*A*S*H today... Frank!!!! Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank!! :DDD Gawd, I don't know *WHAT* I was thinking when I considered him to be even remotely a serious character. Damn, he is so fucken incompetent. I swear to god, I was laughing my head off at his every nuance.

The first episode was one where this North Korean doctor was injured and brought in, and he'd have to go to a POW camp and stuff, but Hawk and BJ decided to lie about his origin and identity and bring him in as a new doctor. Margaret saw him "try to kill" an American (except of course, he wasn't trying to kill the guy) and Radar came running into the tent to tell Frank that Margaret needed him right now. Frank was like, "I knew she'd come to her senses! Where is she?" And Radar said, "Post-Op, sir." Frank was all, "Is she crazy?! Someone's going to catch us!" XDDDDD

And later on, a jeep with 2 guys in it drove up and asked for supplies. Klinger was wearing a skirt that looked suspiciously like THAT skirt and then Frank came over and told the guys to get lost. Of course, then they asked his name and they made up all this crap about how Frank is a legendary doctor and everyone had heard of him, so of course Frank told Max and Radar to go get all the supplies grin grin. While they were getting everything ready, the doctor guy told them that the two guys were North Koreans, but no one will get hurt since they're giving them what they want.

OF COURSE, since they made up the crap about Frank, he became their best friend and wanted to do all this stuff for them, and finally he said he wanted to come with them. Klinger and Radar were trying to stop him, and finally Radar said something about brushing up on his knowledge of identifying the enemy, but Frank just scoffed and jumped in. XD

Anyway, Potter found out that the doctor was North Korean and said he had to arrest him, blibbity blah. Meanwhile, the jeep comes to these MPs, and Frank was appalled that they didn't know who he was and he got the MPs to let them pass. But after awhile, the two guys in the jeep get so fed up with him that they just say, "get the hell out" and identify themselves as North Korean. Frank totally freaked out and put his hands on his head, screaming, "Don't hurt me! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" The guy just repeated, get out, and Frank was all puzzled. As he was getting out, he said, "Don't you want to torture me or anything?" The guys replied that they don't need a hostage that badly and he was completely driving them mad. So, Frank just walked back, and on the way he passed the jeep that the doctor was in and waved because he had no idea that he turned out to be also North Korean. I was laughing my ass off.

The second episode was, tada, Margaret's wedding. Gawd, that episode is such a fucken scream!! Frank is so cute. I seriously don't know how anyone can hate him... he's just such a cowardly, inoffensive little puffball. Well, except when he actually does something really bad or something. But I mean...he's just so... misinformed. x_x;;;;