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lord_cellytronYEAH, now M*A*S*H tonight was what I'm talking about!!! :DDDDD
The first episode was sort of run of the mill, with only one exception. That exception was that DOSsie-chan directed it! Aww, very lovely indeed. The main plot was this guy who came in and for some reason, his dogtags said the wrong blood type. How interesting. Anyway, Father Mulcahy came over and said he could give him religious counsel even though he was Jewish, but the guy was a little confused about what denomination he was. Then, later on, he asked if he could have confession. Well, it turns out that he's going under the assumed name of one of his friends who was being sent home, and felt guilty about it, but only guilty enough to confess it, but not enough to actually not do it. (During this segment, they had this really corking return from commercial slow zoom-in from across the room that was very aesthetically pleasing and unique)
One of the subplots was this kid who got a dear john letter from his girlfriend who was marrying some big shot financial dude and wanted the kid to send her picture back. Well, Hawkeye went around the camp getting pictures of women from every guy in the camp and gave them to the kid to send to her, saying "I couldn't remember what you look like, so just take your picture out and send the rest back." XD!
Jeez, there was also this guy who was running around selling everybody mutual funds and driving everyone mad. So, Charles made up some bullshit medical condition that ties together the shoulder and the vocal cords (since the guy's shoulder was wounded) and told him to not speak for 48 hours. Preeeetty slick.
Anyway, Father Mulcahy ended up reading the kid who was going home under the other guy's identity a bunch of letters from the guy's parents and convinced him to give up his charade. Aww.
Okay, as for the second episode, AAAAAAAAA. FINALLY!!! FINALLY I see one of the episodes on my mental list of ones that I'd sooner pull out my spleen with a rusty shrimp fork than miss!
I'd read about the episode where Klinger is accused of stealing Hawkeye's camera, and LO AND BEHOLD!!!!!!! The episode opens with this cute, cute cute shot of Klinger riding a bike (SQUEE) and then Potter, Mulcahy, Hawk and BJ are playing horseshoes. Anyway, they get a package from the father of some kid who they operated on, and it's a Polaroid camera. How cool! Anyway, they argue over who should get it, and finally they decide to be co-owners of it.
There's talk of a thief in the camp, but that doesn't really much matter at first. AT FIRST. Well, they're fucking around with the camera and no one has a clue how to work the damn thing except Charles (heeh) but then wounded come in and they leave it in the swamp.
Margaret and Charles are working on a patient, and Charles makes an offhand remark about the Polaroid. Margaret's eyes get all glittery and the next thing you know, she's organizing this huge group photo. But oh dear, the camera is missing. Gasp.
Hawk and BJ are in Klinger's office later on, trying to report it stolen and everything, and it turns out Klinger accidentally didn't send in the theft report. Oh dear! He feels really bad about his mistake, so he goes to Rosie's to try and find out if there's any place around that sells stolen goods. After giving her like $10, she tells him about this place that sells everything, blah blah, so he goes there, buys it back for $60 and figures everything's all good. Aww, he's such a nice guy.
Until he gets stopped by the MPs on the way back! They're complete imbeciles, of course, repeating everything he's said in this totally accusing tone.
Well, he gets back after being in jail for like 3 hours with some guy who stole his wallet, and Potter, Hawk and BJ are sitting around discussing the situation, which is getting really bad. They say that some investigator guy is coming by tomorrow, and Klinger's totally depressed and bitter about the situation (there is nothing sexier than angsty!Klinger, especially when he's taking his pants off and curling up in bed!!).
Well, they get back to the swamp and find Charles standing there taking a picture of himself with their camera, wearing the top of his dress uniform and shorts. They're discussing the situation and Charles is appropriately detached from it, calling Klinger the "Thief of Babylon" and stuff, but he does basically say that he believes Klinger is innocent. How nice of him. ¬.^
Wellllllll, the next day the investigator shows up, and they all put on the biggest bullshit act I've ever seen in my life. Crikey! Klinger's acting the ideal soldier, getting years worth of work done in a day and stuff like that, and then when the investigator says something about fantastic work, he says, "No time to blush, sir. Permission to go to Post-Op and read to the soldiers with eye injuries?" ROFL!!! Man, is he good at piling on the bull. XDDD
Yeah, so the whole day is spent with everyone raving about how they couldn't live without him and stuff, and even though the investigator is wise to the BS, he admits that he has no proof that Klinger stole it, so he's dismissing it.
UNTIL that asstard Rosie decides to come over and tell them that next time they see Klinger, tell him that the black market place is moving.. uh.. or something to that effect. Grk!!!!
The final scene of the episode was Potter pouring Klinger a drink and telling him all the horrendous things that will happen to him if he's found guilty. *sniffle*
Now, with all that made known, let me simply say that if the conclusion to that episode doesn't play fucking TO-MORROW, I will bust a cap in the station's ass. :P
LJ is being so fucky today... it keeps eating my layout. ><;;;
The first episode was sort of run of the mill, with only one exception. That exception was that DOSsie-chan directed it! Aww, very lovely indeed. The main plot was this guy who came in and for some reason, his dogtags said the wrong blood type. How interesting. Anyway, Father Mulcahy came over and said he could give him religious counsel even though he was Jewish, but the guy was a little confused about what denomination he was. Then, later on, he asked if he could have confession. Well, it turns out that he's going under the assumed name of one of his friends who was being sent home, and felt guilty about it, but only guilty enough to confess it, but not enough to actually not do it. (During this segment, they had this really corking return from commercial slow zoom-in from across the room that was very aesthetically pleasing and unique)
One of the subplots was this kid who got a dear john letter from his girlfriend who was marrying some big shot financial dude and wanted the kid to send her picture back. Well, Hawkeye went around the camp getting pictures of women from every guy in the camp and gave them to the kid to send to her, saying "I couldn't remember what you look like, so just take your picture out and send the rest back." XD!
Jeez, there was also this guy who was running around selling everybody mutual funds and driving everyone mad. So, Charles made up some bullshit medical condition that ties together the shoulder and the vocal cords (since the guy's shoulder was wounded) and told him to not speak for 48 hours. Preeeetty slick.
Anyway, Father Mulcahy ended up reading the kid who was going home under the other guy's identity a bunch of letters from the guy's parents and convinced him to give up his charade. Aww.
Okay, as for the second episode, AAAAAAAAA. FINALLY!!! FINALLY I see one of the episodes on my mental list of ones that I'd sooner pull out my spleen with a rusty shrimp fork than miss!
I'd read about the episode where Klinger is accused of stealing Hawkeye's camera, and LO AND BEHOLD!!!!!!! The episode opens with this cute, cute cute shot of Klinger riding a bike (SQUEE) and then Potter, Mulcahy, Hawk and BJ are playing horseshoes. Anyway, they get a package from the father of some kid who they operated on, and it's a Polaroid camera. How cool! Anyway, they argue over who should get it, and finally they decide to be co-owners of it.
There's talk of a thief in the camp, but that doesn't really much matter at first. AT FIRST. Well, they're fucking around with the camera and no one has a clue how to work the damn thing except Charles (heeh) but then wounded come in and they leave it in the swamp.
Margaret and Charles are working on a patient, and Charles makes an offhand remark about the Polaroid. Margaret's eyes get all glittery and the next thing you know, she's organizing this huge group photo. But oh dear, the camera is missing. Gasp.
Hawk and BJ are in Klinger's office later on, trying to report it stolen and everything, and it turns out Klinger accidentally didn't send in the theft report. Oh dear! He feels really bad about his mistake, so he goes to Rosie's to try and find out if there's any place around that sells stolen goods. After giving her like $10, she tells him about this place that sells everything, blah blah, so he goes there, buys it back for $60 and figures everything's all good. Aww, he's such a nice guy.
Until he gets stopped by the MPs on the way back! They're complete imbeciles, of course, repeating everything he's said in this totally accusing tone.
Well, he gets back after being in jail for like 3 hours with some guy who stole his wallet, and Potter, Hawk and BJ are sitting around discussing the situation, which is getting really bad. They say that some investigator guy is coming by tomorrow, and Klinger's totally depressed and bitter about the situation (there is nothing sexier than angsty!Klinger, especially when he's taking his pants off and curling up in bed!!).
Well, they get back to the swamp and find Charles standing there taking a picture of himself with their camera, wearing the top of his dress uniform and shorts. They're discussing the situation and Charles is appropriately detached from it, calling Klinger the "Thief of Babylon" and stuff, but he does basically say that he believes Klinger is innocent. How nice of him. ¬.^
Wellllllll, the next day the investigator shows up, and they all put on the biggest bullshit act I've ever seen in my life. Crikey! Klinger's acting the ideal soldier, getting years worth of work done in a day and stuff like that, and then when the investigator says something about fantastic work, he says, "No time to blush, sir. Permission to go to Post-Op and read to the soldiers with eye injuries?" ROFL!!! Man, is he good at piling on the bull. XDDD
Yeah, so the whole day is spent with everyone raving about how they couldn't live without him and stuff, and even though the investigator is wise to the BS, he admits that he has no proof that Klinger stole it, so he's dismissing it.
UNTIL that asstard Rosie decides to come over and tell them that next time they see Klinger, tell him that the black market place is moving.. uh.. or something to that effect. Grk!!!!
The final scene of the episode was Potter pouring Klinger a drink and telling him all the horrendous things that will happen to him if he's found guilty. *sniffle*
Now, with all that made known, let me simply say that if the conclusion to that episode doesn't play fucking TO-MORROW, I will bust a cap in the station's ass. :P
LJ is being so fucky today... it keeps eating my layout. ><;;;
