lord_cellytron | MUHA!!!!!

Hahahahahahha.............. XDDDD The first episode of M*A*S*H today was astounding. Hawkeye pulled a trick on Charles in the OR which involved... erm... Charles' pants falling down. Hawkeye thought it was the funniest thing in the world, but everyone else was extremely pissed at him and thought it was terrible. So, Hawkeye decided to take it upon himself to play a trick ON himself which everyone would think Charles did it in retaliation. So, him and BJ decided to put glue on his chair, but SOMEHOW Charles ended up sitting on the chair with the glue.

So guess what happened? He got up with the chair stuck to his ass and asked Klinger for a knife. Klinger said, "No, sir! Don't do it!" and then Charles elaborated that the knife was to cut his pants off with. Then, Klinger returned and HE (!!!!!) did the deed of cutting off Charles' pants. OMG I was so.... aaaaaahhh.... ;_; Then Charles left and asked Klinger to FIND HIM SOME MORE TROUSERS OMFG.

The subplot was a friend of Margaret's who had a drinking problem, and Klinger found her in the storeroom drunk off her ass. A funny convo with Ma ensued..

Me: "Does she come on to him?"
*it cuts to commercial immediately*
Me: "Aww, she doesn't come on to him."
Ma: "No, she was so humiliated... of course, if she was really that drunk, humiliation'd be the last thing on her mind."
Me: "Pff.. I'd come on to him if I was sober."
Ma: "O___________o I'd come on to Hawkeye... or Charles...."
Me: "But Klinger's CUTE!"
Ma: "But his NOSE is so huge...."
Me: "Yeah... but.... he has a nice voice."
Ma: "......"
Me: "HE HAS A NICE VOICE."
Ma: "Yeah... he does... but there's no getting around that nose..."

Heeeehhh.. Anyway, so Margaret talks to her friend about her drinking problem, and her friend agrees not to drink anymore. Meanwhile, Hawkeye asks Klinger to help him with his prank, and Klinger's all excited about the prospect of Charles' pants falling down again. YES, that's what I said. Anyway, Hawkeye says, no, he wants the prank played on HIM, but then it turns out that BJ had Klinger switch the chairs and it's all one big prank.

So Hawkeye goes back to the swamp and the second he gets in the door, Charles gets up and says he'll make it easy for him this time, so he drops his pants. Hawkeye tells him that BJ's responsible for everything, so they vow revenge.

BJ wakes up later that night and finds himself in the nurses' tent. Naked. And then they announce incoming wounded, so BJ backs out the door with a pillow covering himself, only to find everyone in the camp outside the door screaming with laughter and taking pictures. Heeeheheh...

The second episode was okay, it started out with a letter from Radar and then Klinger accidentally sat on Potter's glasses. So, they had to get an optometrist to come in and... uh... stuff. It was not very memorable. Margaret was having all these issues about not wanting glasses and stuff... bleh.

I'm kinda tired. ;P