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lord_cellytronTonight's episodes were nearly tear-inducing. And in the good way, mind you. Tears of happiness and the like.
Okay, the first episode... since this is behind a lj-cut I have no qualms about SCREAMING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THE EPISODE WHERE KLINGER GETS PROMOTED I FINALLY SAW IT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE LOOKS SO HOT IN A DRESS UNIFORM.
Okay, that said... er-hem, yeah. It was the episode where Hawk, BJ and Charles had to recommend people for promotions. Of course, everybody wanted a promotion and thus, there was much suck-upitude. Pretty funny shit.
Well, Charles is on his way to the shower (which I mention just because...) and this huge, hulking brute (who actually makes Charles look short. I didn't think it was possible!!) threatens to beat the shit out of him if he doesn't get his promotion. Whuh-oh.
Subplot was this kid who was being picked on by these other two guys and Potter was all nice and fatherly to him. Potter's so nice. :3
So, BJ, Hawk and Charles have to interview the potential promotees, and the first two interviews were Igor and Rizzo, and uh.. yeah. They totally had no idea what was going on.
Hawkeye: "It's located in WEST POINT."
Rizzo: "............Seattle?"
But then, dun dunn dunnnnnn!! Klinger shows up! (I am so damned biased, aren't I?) And he's reciting what to do in the case of some paperwork thing like a complete pro. When he's done, he's like "Well, how did I do?" They just applaud. XD It took Charles longer than the other two to begin clapping, undoubtedly because he was dumbstruck and of course, madly in love. X___x;
Well, blah blah blah, Klinger gets his third stripe, and the hulking brute did not. This is bad. OR IS IT?!
Charles is with the patients and Nurse Kellye comes in, ranting about this guy in the mess tent on the rampage because he didn't get promoted. She turns around and Charles is gone (me: "He's like the wind!") and then she sees him hiding under the covers. She asks what he's doing there and he just tells her to get lost. The door flies open and in comes the hulking brute. He immediately sees Charles and is about to beat the living shit out of him...
....when SUDDENLY....
Hawkeye, BJ and Klinger (curse those two being there!!!!!!!) run in and start congratulating the hulking brute on being promoted! Klinger is the most vocal (since he's the best at laying on the crap) and hands him his new jacket with the insignia and everything (where COULD it have come from?????????) and then they tell him he's in for a transfer immediately. The guy's all "Gosh, Major, you're a really great guy!" And Charles replies with the Winchester equivalent of "meep". They run into Klinger's office and the guy gets on a jeep and is off.
Charles comes in and talks about how relieved he is, but how did that guy actually get a promotion? The second the guy left, however, Klinger was on the phone and talking about how Corporal Dumbass has gone AWOL and is impersonating a sergeant. AHA!!!!!! What was SO AMAZINGLY CUTE was that Charles was looking at Klinger the whole time with profound shock and even put his hand over his heart in one of those "I'm so deeply touched and grateful, let's go make out and I will make you mine forever, Sergeant Klinger" looks on his face. HELL YES.
The second episode was Squee city as well. Never mind the stupid subplot of Father Mulcahy running some race! What is important is the patients. There was this guy who stuttered, okay. His captain or whatever started reading him the riot act and calling him a dumbass because he stuttered. Charles suddenly took this guy out back (well, actually into Klinger's office) and told him he'd damn well better start treating that kid with respect and stop insulting him, or else. Charles, acting human?!? What could be the matter?
It gets better.
The next thing you know, Charles the kindly gentleman with the flashing blue eyes is asking private whocares how he is and everything. The kid's ashamed to talk, so he just gives monosyllabic answers. But Charles in all his divine wisdom and cuteness asks if maybe later on he'd like to play some gin rummy, and not he's not anywhere near as good as he says he is. (Charles, that is) The kid just says "No, that's okay. i'd like to be left alone". Charles is okay with this, too. Modesty? Kindness?!? WHAT IS GOING ON, DARLING?!?
Then, later, he comes back and is being supernice again, and says he's going to take the kid back for some x-rays. But then it turns out the X-ray thing was a ruse. The kid kinda had this look on his face like "but doctor, I don't like you that way!"... erm... I mean...uh.. and then... Charles starts talking about how big a fan the kid is of comic books, and that he's been known to read some as well. HELL NO. And then, GASP!! Charles gives him this nice nice nice nice lecture about how the kid is very smart and stuttering has nothing to do with a person's intelligence. He then gives him a copy of Moby Dick (not gonna say anything...) that's real leather-bound and probably cost a mint. The kid asks why he's being so nice and then he clams up and says "we'd better go back". DEAR ME?!
And then, GASP!!! He's back in the swamp and huzzah! Honoria has sent him a tape. So, he plays it (it's fuggen reel-to-reel, my gawd) and she starts telling her dear brother about how she went to the symphony and da dee da... but alas.... SHE too stutters. His beloved sister stutters, and since he's so protective of her, of COURSE he'd be nice to some kid who also stutters!!! OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! I was about to cry, no exaggeration. How perfect is he, seriously??? At least in... I think both those episodes were season 11. Not entirely sure... but I wouldn't be surprised. Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn..... *squeeshee* ;_;
There was also a great scene in the subplot where the guy Klinger thought was coming to race wasn't and everyone gave him money which they now think they have lost. He's going around giving everyone the mail and all these compliments. He gives Charles his tape and says "Here you are, you handsome, dapper--" And Charles says "You don't have to suck up to me, Klinger, I didn't place any bets." Muha. ^_^
*fangirl voice: "What Charles fails to realize is that Klinger was WELL AWARE of the fact that Charles didn't place any bets."*
And then, Margaret calls out "Hey, stupid!" And Klinger comes running, saying "Yes, my lovely, velvet-voiced" something or other. He is so amazingly good at laying on the BS. That cracked me up. "Hey, stupid!"
Okay, the first episode... since this is behind a lj-cut I have no qualms about SCREAMING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THE EPISODE WHERE KLINGER GETS PROMOTED I FINALLY SAW IT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE LOOKS SO HOT IN A DRESS UNIFORM.
Okay, that said... er-hem, yeah. It was the episode where Hawk, BJ and Charles had to recommend people for promotions. Of course, everybody wanted a promotion and thus, there was much suck-upitude. Pretty funny shit.
Well, Charles is on his way to the shower (which I mention just because...) and this huge, hulking brute (who actually makes Charles look short. I didn't think it was possible!!) threatens to beat the shit out of him if he doesn't get his promotion. Whuh-oh.
Subplot was this kid who was being picked on by these other two guys and Potter was all nice and fatherly to him. Potter's so nice. :3
So, BJ, Hawk and Charles have to interview the potential promotees, and the first two interviews were Igor and Rizzo, and uh.. yeah. They totally had no idea what was going on.
Hawkeye: "It's located in WEST POINT."
Rizzo: "............Seattle?"
But then, dun dunn dunnnnnn!! Klinger shows up! (I am so damned biased, aren't I?) And he's reciting what to do in the case of some paperwork thing like a complete pro. When he's done, he's like "Well, how did I do?" They just applaud. XD It took Charles longer than the other two to begin clapping, undoubtedly because he was dumbstruck and of course, madly in love. X___x;
Well, blah blah blah, Klinger gets his third stripe, and the hulking brute did not. This is bad. OR IS IT?!
Charles is with the patients and Nurse Kellye comes in, ranting about this guy in the mess tent on the rampage because he didn't get promoted. She turns around and Charles is gone (me: "He's like the wind!") and then she sees him hiding under the covers. She asks what he's doing there and he just tells her to get lost. The door flies open and in comes the hulking brute. He immediately sees Charles and is about to beat the living shit out of him...
....when SUDDENLY....
Hawkeye, BJ and Klinger (curse those two being there!!!!!!!) run in and start congratulating the hulking brute on being promoted! Klinger is the most vocal (since he's the best at laying on the crap) and hands him his new jacket with the insignia and everything (where COULD it have come from?????????) and then they tell him he's in for a transfer immediately. The guy's all "Gosh, Major, you're a really great guy!" And Charles replies with the Winchester equivalent of "meep". They run into Klinger's office and the guy gets on a jeep and is off.
Charles comes in and talks about how relieved he is, but how did that guy actually get a promotion? The second the guy left, however, Klinger was on the phone and talking about how Corporal Dumbass has gone AWOL and is impersonating a sergeant. AHA!!!!!! What was SO AMAZINGLY CUTE was that Charles was looking at Klinger the whole time with profound shock and even put his hand over his heart in one of those "I'm so deeply touched and grateful, let's go make out and I will make you mine forever, Sergeant Klinger" looks on his face. HELL YES.
The second episode was Squee city as well. Never mind the stupid subplot of Father Mulcahy running some race! What is important is the patients. There was this guy who stuttered, okay. His captain or whatever started reading him the riot act and calling him a dumbass because he stuttered. Charles suddenly took this guy out back (well, actually into Klinger's office) and told him he'd damn well better start treating that kid with respect and stop insulting him, or else. Charles, acting human?!? What could be the matter?
It gets better.
The next thing you know, Charles the kindly gentleman with the flashing blue eyes is asking private whocares how he is and everything. The kid's ashamed to talk, so he just gives monosyllabic answers. But Charles in all his divine wisdom and cuteness asks if maybe later on he'd like to play some gin rummy, and not he's not anywhere near as good as he says he is. (Charles, that is) The kid just says "No, that's okay. i'd like to be left alone". Charles is okay with this, too. Modesty? Kindness?!? WHAT IS GOING ON, DARLING?!?
Then, later, he comes back and is being supernice again, and says he's going to take the kid back for some x-rays. But then it turns out the X-ray thing was a ruse. The kid kinda had this look on his face like "but doctor, I don't like you that way!"... erm... I mean...uh.. and then... Charles starts talking about how big a fan the kid is of comic books, and that he's been known to read some as well. HELL NO. And then, GASP!! Charles gives him this nice nice nice nice lecture about how the kid is very smart and stuttering has nothing to do with a person's intelligence. He then gives him a copy of Moby Dick (not gonna say anything...) that's real leather-bound and probably cost a mint. The kid asks why he's being so nice and then he clams up and says "we'd better go back". DEAR ME?!
And then, GASP!!! He's back in the swamp and huzzah! Honoria has sent him a tape. So, he plays it (it's fuggen reel-to-reel, my gawd) and she starts telling her dear brother about how she went to the symphony and da dee da... but alas.... SHE too stutters. His beloved sister stutters, and since he's so protective of her, of COURSE he'd be nice to some kid who also stutters!!! OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! I was about to cry, no exaggeration. How perfect is he, seriously??? At least in... I think both those episodes were season 11. Not entirely sure... but I wouldn't be surprised. Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn..... *squeeshee* ;_;
There was also a great scene in the subplot where the guy Klinger thought was coming to race wasn't and everyone gave him money which they now think they have lost. He's going around giving everyone the mail and all these compliments. He gives Charles his tape and says "Here you are, you handsome, dapper--" And Charles says "You don't have to suck up to me, Klinger, I didn't place any bets." Muha. ^_^
*fangirl voice: "What Charles fails to realize is that Klinger was WELL AWARE of the fact that Charles didn't place any bets."*
And then, Margaret calls out "Hey, stupid!" And Klinger comes running, saying "Yes, my lovely, velvet-voiced" something or other. He is so amazingly good at laying on the BS. That cracked me up. "Hey, stupid!"
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Date: 2003-07-21 06:51 am (UTC)I do need to watch M*A*S*H more often. Though for different reasons. ^^
:) Heh . . .
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Date: 2003-07-21 08:02 pm (UTC)What are your reasons? ^_^
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Date: 2003-07-22 08:41 am (UTC)Those are my reasons. ^^; More the "generally cool to watch" than the others, actually, now that I think . . .