Quelle surprise!
Jul. 8th, 2003 09:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lord_cellytronAdrienne actually won!! Elyse was eliminated in the first half, poor girl! Oh man, when Adrienne's name was called, she had to grab Shannon for dear life, and she went all pale and started bawling. Well, I'd much rather have her win than Shannon. It would have said a lot for the state of the nation if some blonde haired, blue eyed Britney Spears ripoff won. Adrienne is edgy, vulgar, funny as hell and anyone who hits on/dry-humps Elyse is a friend of mine. *_*
Oh... um... *puts on petticoat*. And here's my Hawkeye/Trapper fic. Because I'm true to my word.
"Hi." Said Trapper.
"Hi." Said Hawkeye. "I hate your hair."
"Oh. Well, I'll leave then."
"Wait, we have to have sex first. All the fangirls are waiting."
"Oh, okay."
So they had sex. All of a sudden, Frank walked in, and he flew off the handle. But Hawkeye and Trapper stood strong, because theirs is a twuuuu wuv that nothing can come between. So they said something really derogatory and Frank stormed off and whined to Margaret and totally forgot that it was 1951 and two men were engaged in sodomy in his tent. But then Margaret said something about sodomy and he said, "Oh my god! That reminds me! Pierce and whatever the hell Trapper's last name is were having sex! Let's go tell Colonel Blake!" And so they ran off and told Colonel Blake. Colonel Blake was drunk but it sounded urgent so they all ran back to the tent. Frank flung open the door and screamed, "Caught you, you sick freaks!" But the clever, clever duo were sitting on separate beds, reading Playboy.
"Why, Frank, what's going on? Your uniform looks rather rumpled! Have fun in Major Houlihan's tent?" Hawkeye asked. Frank stormed off and Margaret said something rude and they all laughed. By the way, Hawkeye and Trapper were never promoted and Frank became a Lt. Colonel just a few years later. The end!!
Oh... um... *puts on petticoat*. And here's my Hawkeye/Trapper fic. Because I'm true to my word.
"Hi." Said Trapper.
"Hi." Said Hawkeye. "I hate your hair."
"Oh. Well, I'll leave then."
"Wait, we have to have sex first. All the fangirls are waiting."
"Oh, okay."
So they had sex. All of a sudden, Frank walked in, and he flew off the handle. But Hawkeye and Trapper stood strong, because theirs is a twuuuu wuv that nothing can come between. So they said something really derogatory and Frank stormed off and whined to Margaret and totally forgot that it was 1951 and two men were engaged in sodomy in his tent. But then Margaret said something about sodomy and he said, "Oh my god! That reminds me! Pierce and whatever the hell Trapper's last name is were having sex! Let's go tell Colonel Blake!" And so they ran off and told Colonel Blake. Colonel Blake was drunk but it sounded urgent so they all ran back to the tent. Frank flung open the door and screamed, "Caught you, you sick freaks!" But the clever, clever duo were sitting on separate beds, reading Playboy.
"Why, Frank, what's going on? Your uniform looks rather rumpled! Have fun in Major Houlihan's tent?" Hawkeye asked. Frank stormed off and Margaret said something rude and they all laughed. By the way, Hawkeye and Trapper were never promoted and Frank became a Lt. Colonel just a few years later. The end!!
