I didn't mean to... it's just... you're such a retard. My foot was just crying to be broken off in y

Stuff, whee. I have an air filter in my room now, plugged into the outlet that was formerly behind the nightstand. Now, the two nightstands have parted and I cleaned all the gunky dust off the surfaces. You have no fucken idea how much gunky dust was on there. One word: HOLYFUCKINGSHITTHAT'SALOTTADUST. Oh, and another word: GAHHHHKILLITKILLITDEAD. I think that just about says it all.

( Hello, I am Muktar. )

The 5-min challenge this week produced THE CUTEST fic EVER, and I didn't even write it. Ha ha. No, that was a joke, my stuff isn't even that cute. Well, it's cute, but it's not AHHHHHHHH OMFG *RGZM RGZM RGZM* cute. The pairing is unnamed, but it's just... GLEEEP.

Anyway, the challenge is "It was a bit like-", which has so damn much potential. PLUS for Anne's birthday, she did a challenge for R/K fics, which I... uh... really want to do. I did that one with the makeup, but that barely counts. SOOO...

My head is dfnfh98q24ihfejafrkjdfddddddddddskoo. KILL IT DEAD.