Dude.

My summary of Bush's address.

"Hi. Sup. I'm going to whine a lot tonight, about how we're totally innocent and how we didn't do anything wrong, and we're really paranoid about the country of Iraq. Bunch of crazy motherfuckers over there in Iraq... whoo! You guys are CRAAAAAZY.

Your homey Saddam--- boy, he better get his ass out of the country. DUDE, I'M SO NOT KIDDING, YO. You ain't stickin' round MY crew. I'm HANGIN' TOUGH.

Oh.. wait.. that doesn't sound very peaceful.. Erm... uh...

I'm really on your side, Iraq! We might bomb the shit out of you, and if any of you try to defend your country, we'll beat your ass, but we're your friend. As long as you follow our rules, which we shall choose by simply pulling random slips of paper out of a hat... at a time of our choosing.

*Bush falls asleep at that point, mumbles in his sleep about freedom and glory, until the camera shuts off.*