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Dec. 8th, 2015 10:28 pmA personal note...
Brenda, I know you're just trying to be helpful, and I realize no one specifically TOLD you not to clean out between the keys with a moistened tampon, but as your supervisor and your friend, I really feel it's my obligation to tell you to KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF. Regardless of how your family cleaned the keyboards of your Commodore VIC-20 back on the farm, you're really just embarrassing yourself. And we're all worried about you.
-Mandy