lord_cellytron | Happy birthday, tsuruhime!!!!

I saw it!!!! I saw Klinger eating the jeep. *DIES* OMFG, he sat down on this nice checked blanket and made a little soup out of jeep parts. Radar walked by and said "What are you doing?" And Klinger replied, "Just eating a jeep!" Radar said, "Oh, good for you." And walked away. About 20 minutes later, Radar was about to type something and then it hit him that Klinger was eating a jeep.

Cute cute cute cute. I was so squeeing when Klinger grabbed the windshield wiper blade and gnawed on it. He has the PRETTIEST eyes!!

Of course, he got really sick... and I'll leave it at that for now.

The main plot was Hawkeye and BJ bored out of their minds, and Frank got a "present" which he was all proud of. It turned out to be one of those dumb games where you try and get the BBs in the holes. Uhhh... XD He was sitting there so engrossed in it and bickering with Hawkeye like a little kid. Then, Hawkeye picked up this newspaper and they found a crossword puzzle, which became their obsession. But alas, he couldn't think of a 5 letter Yiddish word for Bedbug, so he had Radar call up this friend of his from the Navy for help. Unfortunately, the transmission got really bad at the end and next thing you know, the guy from the Navy is coming to assist in the "emergency", and he's brought an admiral with him.

So, they bring him through Post-Op and they're making all the patients out to be 100 times worse than they are. One guy they said was severely dehydrated, so the Admiral asked, "Son, do you want a drink?" The kid shrugged and said, "No thanks, sir. I'm not thirsty." XD Hawkeye was like, "It's a miracle!"

Then, they got to Klinger's bed, and he was completely covered up with a blanket except for his head. He croaked out something and then gestured for the admiral to come closer so he could speak to him. The admiral leaned in and then, BAM, Klinger bounced up and kissed him. XDDDD He was wearing this cute flowered nightie and stuff and said something about putting some makeup on. Then, his X-ray came by and the admiral was like, "He... he's full of machinery!"

The dialogue after that was too funny.

Potter: "He tried to eat a jeep."
Admiral: "This man is crazy! He shouldn't be in the army!"
Klinger: "I LOVE YOU!!!!! :DDDD"
Admiral: *jumps back* O_O

I was laughing so fucken hard.

Of course, then a bunch of wounded came in and blibbity blah. At the end, Klinger was going to drive him to the airport or whatever, and sitting all sullenly in the jeep. He asked Potter if Klinger was okay to drive, and Potter said, "Sure, that's his driving hat." Since he was wearing this flowered straw hat and whatnot. And as they were driving off, Potter said, "Oh, and Klinger. NO KISSING!" Like some father sending his kid on a date. ROFL.

That was the second episode, the first one was also hilarious; some "evil spirits" were wreaking havoc in the camp and this old man jumped in front of a moving vehicle, so he needed surgery but wouldn't allow anyone to operate until an exorcist came in. So, this lady came by and did all this dancing to rid the camp of the evil spirits. Frank totally flew off the handle because you know, it's all unmilitary and stuff.

Margaret: "Don't you love what she's wearing?"
Klinger: "Nah... it's too flashy."

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG great episodes. I also noticed that when Klinger was up on a ladder replacing lightbulbs (Yay!! That lends credibility to my story where he was standing on Potter's desk replacing a lightbulb!!!) he was wearing socks and lace-up shoes with a frilly skirt. CUTE. XDDDDD

Sorry about all the repeated keystrokes... I think it's "Shoot"'s fault. SHOOT FOR TEH FUTURE OMFG!!!!!!! XDDD

I are so giddy!!!!!!!!!1