Trying to type up Steamed Hams from memory.

I got most of it.

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

Ah, Superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Eh.

Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!

Skinner with his crazy explanations

Superintendant's gonna need his medication

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations

There'll be trouble in town tonight!

SEYMOUR!

Superintendant! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Oh, that's not smoke! That's steam, from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm! Steamed clams!

Superintendant, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

I thought we were having steamed clams.

Oh no, no, I said steamed hams! 

You call hamburgers steamed hams. 

It's a regional dialect.

What region?

Upstate New York?

Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

I see.

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they sell at Krusty Burger.

Oh, no, patented Skinnerburgers! OId family recipe.

For steamed hams.

Yes.

Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Y... you know... one thing I should... excuse me for a second.

Of course.  

Ahhh, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

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