Two consecutive journal entries; try and guess which of the two is fake.

Today the girls and I ate a possum. It was an experience I won't soon forget. Maybe one day, the kids won't make such a fuss about having to go outside to urinate. And when they do, I shall heave a hearty "Yee-haw, porky!"

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Today... bleh. Ma and I didn't go out until 9 or so, but we did get some foodstuffs. Yay for soup.

M*A*S*H today... ( unnnhh? )

I really did have a pretty nice day today..