Jun. 16th, 2003

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I don't know what the hell. Really, I don't. I wish to hell I could see a doctor about this breathing difficulty thing, because I went from totally nauseated to not being able to breathe. I hate it.. I don't know if it's the heat or some allergies or just plain anxiety. I don't know.

I'm gonna kill the motherfuckers downstairs... but thank god they've stopped it for now. Ma even asked me how the hell I tolerate it. How funny; I really don't. At least not well. I'm so afraid they're going to start it again, and that's one thing I just can't tolerate. Nooo no.

Okay, but really. I wanted to bitch about something.. just general M*A*S*H annoyance. If they needed a subplot that badly, why did they just leave it hanging? See, I guess the main plot was some propaganda thing where this annoying guy showed up and told this Korean guy that he won $100,000 for making some sort of peace gesture, and the guy refused. Okay, that was all well and good.

But in addition to that, they had this French chick show up and her and Charles had this affair, and suddenly then he finds out, oh no. She wasn't married to the last guy she was with and she posed nude for this other guy. And so he makes up this lameass excuse about how his family wouldn't approve and la dee da, and they left it at that. WTF?! It was really well acted and they made an adorable couple, and he was even crying at the end... so it deserved a nice ending. Maybe some angst. Maybe a drink.

But they totally left it hanging. Not even a lament in the last scene. Nothing. I would have been happy if he'd even BEEN IN the last scene, but instead it was Hawkeye and BJ laughing about how they were carting the translator to America in the Korean guy's place, and the Korean guy in question was going to a PoW camp in this nice pinstriped suit. HUH?!?! I mean... if they're gonna do something really lame like "We're not compatable."... at least have the balls to back it up later! But it's like they just forgot. That just pissed me off.

That was some heavy shit, you know? Or it could have been.. I dunno. It was the first time I'd ever seen Charles act even remotely human.. much less totally smitten... and it was so adorable!! So what do they go and do. Crikey.. make her a mass murderer or something. Don't totally undo years of personal character growth. That's disgusting.

Sigh. You know, one of these old days I'm gonna resort to fanart. I had the best idea last night.. but I dunno if I can pull it off. See, I had this idea of like.. Frank and Margaret; him with his eyes sunken and slightly crazed, looking downward, her in her wedding dress and a bloody apron, looking extraordinarily happy. And they're back to back, and their hands are like this close to touching, but not quite. It's amazing how much "Bat out of Hell" makes me think of those two.

"Wherever you are and wherever you go, there's always gonna be some light."

Ya know?

It makes me so happy.. listening to Meat Loaf and just thinking, thinking, thinking about M*A*S*H and PR. But then I try to go to sleep and I get crazy.

And it's always Frank that makes me crazy. Him in my dreams, and.. everything.

It's embarrassing to admit.. but it's always him. Major, why do thoughts of you make me nauseated? Is there any reason for that? One of these times I am going to throw up.

Maybe I'm possessed by the spirit of Larry Linville. Oh, that isn't nice.. that's horrible. -_-;

Whew. But I'm glad I admitted that. It makes breathing a lot easier.

It took forever... but I think I'm finally on the road to healthy M*A*S*H fan. YES!!!!!

AND THE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWNSTAIRS JUST STARTED THEIR MUSIC AGAIN HOLY FUCKEN CRAP.

*stomps on the floor*

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