lord_cellytron: (moar chip)
As of this year, I've been on LJ for half of my life. (Not the better half, but still...)

And I AM NOT LEAVING LIVEJOURNAL. No matter what.
lord_cellytron: (maggie/diane mahree)
Poor fucking LJ. I just...

Geh. 
lord_cellytron: (maggie/diane mahree)
"Paul Ryan is conducting a phone poll on the ACA (Obamacare), hoping to hear overwhelming popular opposition to it.


If you would like to express your support for the Affordable Care Act, call 202-225-0600. Note that there's about a minute of silence before the recording starts. Press 2 to weigh in on the issue. If you get a recording that the voicemail is full, try back in a minute.



You'll hear a brief recording about HR-3...762, Paul Ryan's proposal to gut the ACA, and President Obama's use of his veto power to stop it. Then, you will have a chance to indicate your opinion with the press of a button. Press 1 to support the Affordable Care Act.



Copy and paste rather than sharing-- it should reach more people that way.



Please help keep all Americans insured."

I have HPV

Nov. 14th, 2016 11:27 am
lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
I have... HPV.

Of course, those of you who have known me for awhile know that I'm a pure maid without touch of man. So all day I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how the fuck I, Celly, the virgin, got this.

Since it has no symptoms, and no cure, it's like having nothing. But it can turn into cervical cancer.


I always knew my girly parts would kill me one day.


lord_cellytron: (maggie/diane mahree)
Here is what the worst part is, in my opinion.


Minnesota, a state that's been deep blue for decades. A state so blue that we went for WALTER MONDALE against Ronald Reagan in 84 (and don't forget, we were the only STATE to do so; DC also went Mondale but they're not a state, yet). A state of nice people. A state where, in March we could not abide Trump in the caucuses, we couldn't abide CRUZ in the caucuses. We were the weird state that went for Marco Rubio.


We are so blue that I expected them to call it for Clinton at 8:01 like they always do. The idea that we were ever a swing state was laughable.


...WAS.

The worst part about this whole goddamn affair is that most of the map of MINNESOTA, IN 2016, is fucking RED. We just barely, just BARELY squeaked by into blue.

That is the worst part. Our state of NICE, smart, cool people, were taken in by this con artist. In massive numbers.

All those Trump shirts we saw at the mall were NOT an anomaly.
lord_cellytron: (squidward's hopes and dreams)
You know, this has actually been a pretty goddamn bad year.

-All sorts of pain and emotional malfunction, injuries, medical issues.

-MeTV moved my shows to the middle of the goddamn night and all my friends are scattered.

-My dad had a stroke.

-DONALD TRUMP IS NOW PRESIDENT-ELECT.


Just a few... really FUCKING HORRENDOUS THINGS HERE AND THERE CAN REALLY MAKE A YEAR SUCK, YOU KNOW?!



Am I even still me?!
lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
We had fucktons of candy. So I put (mostly) 6 pieces and a bonus prize in each of ~30 ziploc bags. The bonus prizes ranged from A FUCKING PEN, to my Digimon ruler, to sheets of stickers and then individual stickers and Transformers tattoos.

We gave away all but 3 bags. WOOT BRO it was SO MUCH EASIER than having to just dig in and grab a handful.

It was too hot to wear my Starscream hoodie but who the fuck cares, no one was looking at me.


I officially hate ACNL's stupid halloween bullshit. I don't want to scare my neighbors shitless and make them give me candy! FUCK YOU JACK.
lord_cellytron: (moar chip)
Having one fuck of a time wanting to stay alive right now.
lord_cellytron: (chip bw)
Last week, when you were outta town on that thing... I sold all ya Bibles, on eBay... and I used the money ta buy COKE! 
lord_cellytron: (moar chip)
I missed my LJ anniversary yesterday!

15 years, dears. 5 years at [livejournal.com profile] chibicelchan and almost 10 here.

NEXT YEAR

I WILL HAVE SPENT

HALF OF MY LIFE

ON LIVEJOURNAL


WOW.
lord_cellytron: (chip bw)
I had a successful geek moment. I was reading the novelization of Relics, and in it, one of the characters in 2294 was talking about how he never wanted to be on a Constitution-Class starship like his friends.

And I'm like... they didn't still use Constitution-class ships in 2294. There's no way.

So I pop over to Memory Alpha and BAM, I'm right! 2250s-2270s. And the weird possible refit from the 2270s or 80s a la the new ent from TMP. (And MAYBE the enterprise-A, I don't know)

So I GUESS maybe the guy is in his 40s or something and wanted to be on a constitution class ship as a kid. But I DON'T KNOW. The way it was worded... eeeennnh.

Other stuff in the book is great, at the beginning Scotty is literally reading a book called "The Laws of Physics". LOL GET IT.


I guess the long and short of it is that if you're actually knowledgeable about Trek, reading shit is fun. 
lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
Chekov was barely in any of the promos. Chekov's poster was one of the last ones to come out.

Me, joking to my dad: "They're gonna kill him off, just watch. To show how dire the situation is, they're gonna kill Chekov."

Anton Yelchin died today.

FUCK!
lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
I made all my old entries private, just because I was too lazy to go through one by one and individually mess with each and every of the thousands of entries. Ehhhhhhh laziness.

IF there was an older entry that I made private and you want to see it, lemme know! <3 
lord_cellytron: (old fucking school Hillary)
"Donald Trump's ideas aren't just different, they're dangerously incoherent. They're not even really ideas, just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds and outright lies. He is not just unprepared, he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability and immense responsibility"
lord_cellytron: (Crimson Twins)
Survey:

"From which company would you buy a self-driving car?"

My answer:

"Knight Industries."


Only Richard Basehart can make my dreams come true. ;o;
lord_cellytron: (chip morton)

Dammit, I had such a lovely dream about VTTBOTS that I don't know how I will document it without losing some of the awesomeness... but document it I must.

Party Boat )

Anyhoo. I strongly strongly doubt that I'll ever write this as a proper fic because the terminology alone would end it right there. But I'm really pleased that at least in my subconscious, everyone stays mostly in character! That's never happened before.

lord_cellytron: (chip morton)

Tomodachi Life threw me a party, awwwww. And Diane said, "You're 31? No way! You look so much younger!"

THANK YOU BLOCK OF PIXELS. 😭

lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
I missed my 14th LJ anniversary! I began my old account on July 23, 2001, this one in late 2006. Of course I consider July 23 to be the big anniversary date because all I did was switch accounts.

Fewer people are using LJ than were last year (er... probably) and a lot of days I can't even remember to post. But LJ is still my home and I'll stay here until they kick me out. <3

"Frank the goat appreciates your call."
lord_cellytron: (delinquent lass Pokemans)
My dad wanted to go out and take a picture of a strange plant in the yard. He brought in his camera and showed it to me, exclaiming, "That's no moon!"

IT SURE LOOKED LIKE THE MOON. A huge round, white thing that looks like a golfball.

"What is it?!? Are you sure it's not a bug's nest?! What IS it?!?!?"

"A puffball."

Googled it. Sure enough, it's a Puffball Mushroom. They can grow to immense size and are highly prized by mushroom... enthusiasts. Who knows how we got one growing in our yard.

MASHOOM
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